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Someone almost raped my friend – so she did this, which prevented it.

Sofie Hagen

Multi-award-winning stand-up comedian, but my uncle wants to know when I'm going to lose some weight. A lot of guys have told me that they'd LOVE to be my boyfriend, if they weren't already married. I once joined a beginner's dance class but didn't realise till it was too late that it was a beginner's dance class for already-professional dancers who were only beginners in that particular dance and we were standing very tight and it was the worst hour of my life. I once made out with the lead actor of 'The Bridge' (first two seasons).

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Dressed for LIVERPOOL. It’s all from @asos_loves_curve, of course it is. Closest I could get to COLOURFUL SUMMER CLOTHES. Going to NEWCASTLE tomorrow. Then Wells on SUNDAY. Oh, and London with @secretdinosaurcult on Saturday.

I’m on tour at the moment and I am bringing my pyjamas bottoms with me. It’s a matter of time before I wear them on stage. This week I’m in Liverpool and Newcastle (and Wells) - come see what I end up wearing 😉

It’s a real treat to have @thatgledhill with me on tour. Manchester tomorrow. Then Liverpool, Newcastle, Bristol, Birmingham, Leeds, Norwich, Exeter and London. You know what to do. (Buy tickets)

CARDIFF, it’s me, Sofie Good-Bum. About to do stand-up comedy to you. On Sunday I’m in Manchester. Next week, Liverpool and Newcastle. Then Bristol, Birmingham, Leeds. Then Norwich, Exeter and London. Then I’m doing a NEW show in Edinburgh. COME FOR THE BUM, STAY FOR THE COMEDY.

Just posing by my fridge and bag of bags for life in my bra, thinking about how I’ll never learn how to make a decent cup of coffee, why did I wait till I was 30 to drink coffee, I should have listened to my mother and started drinking it when I was 10 instead of having ludicrous ideas about how I’d only drink things that tasted good immediately.

The best thing about living alone is that I can now make breakfast and eat breakfast in my underwear. To be fair, I COULD always do that, I’m just not sure my former housemates would have found it particularly appropriate.

COVENTRY YOU WERE WONDERFUL! @thatgledhill and I have put on our pyjamas and taken off the bras and we are on our way home to our (separate*) beds. *get your fucking minds out of the gutter

A week ago today, my book ‘Happy Fat’ came out in the UK. So I asked @meringuegirls to put my book cover on a huge amount of brownies for my book launch. I ate my face LOADS. They were delicious. And my book has been out for a week. And I am so, so grateful for all of your comments and dms and tweets and and and. Thank you. I’m still overwhelmed. ♥️ Tomorrow and Saturday my book- and stand-up tour comes to Colchester and Coventry! Come? Still some tickets left.

Buy my book. Please.

Just four friends hanging out in Machynlleth.

It has been QUITE a week. I’m constantly being tagged in posts about my book, as people buy it from actual shops and as it arrives from the internet. It’s very strange seeing photos of the pages as people read through it. I can’t explain it. The words I’ve said the most this week are ‘surreal’, ‘dissociated’, ‘weird’ and ‘overwhelmed’. I’m happy. And I am so so so grateful that you all seem to like Happy Fat, my actual real-life book. Thank you to people who came to see my new show The Bumswing here ib Machynlleth last night. Next week, my UK tour comes to Coventry and Colchester. I think there are still some tickets left - link in bio! Jumpsuit is a @joebrowns from @simplybeuk 🧥

I had the best book launch last night with some of my best and favourite friends and colleagues at @phoenixartsclub . I’m very overwhelmed. The amazing @alexkrook took polaroid pictures because I’m cool. @meringuegirls provided brownies with my face on it and @scandikitchen provided DANISH SWEETS for EVERYONE. It has been a very emotional week. My book HAPPY FAT is out. I know I go on about it a lot. But I can’t really process it in my head. A BOOK. Anyways. I’m rambling again. I just love you all. Also my friends and colleagues. And @4thestatebooks and @iamthegreedyreader and @i.a.m.agent and @gabyjerrardpr and and and and. ♥️

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