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Someone almost raped my friend – so she did this, which prevented it.

March 19, 2015January 29, 2016

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Sofie Hagen

Multi-award-winning stand-up comedian, but my uncle wants to know when I'm going to lose some weight. A lot of guys have told me that they'd LOVE to be my boyfriend, if they weren't already married. I once joined a beginner's dance class but didn't realise till it was too late that it was a beginner's dance class for already-professional dancers who were only beginners in that particular dance and we were standing very tight and it was the worst hour of my life. I once made out with the lead actor of 'The Bridge' (first two seasons).

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Had a fun time at the @curvefashionfes and @simplybeuk with @kelvindavis and @lifeofbodie and I was wearing a shimmering jumpsuit and blazer and looking super fashionable. NOW OFF TO NORTHAMPTON TO DO COMEDY. Tickets on my website. Come. ♥️

I had a lovely birthday. I am now 31. Or, 21, if Hollywood and the teenagers on TikTok ask. . . . Cake by @delythajones, celebration by @watsoncomedian and @liannecoops and photo by @watsoncomedian.

It’s winter now and I have gone into hibernation. 🐻 What’s your favourite thing about winter? ❄️

Hi, I’m that person outside your house in a horror film and I am about to turn my head to the side, which is scary, for some reason.

It’s been a while since we have had a pretty-filter, excellent-pose selfie of me with a new chest tattoo of a hippo that several people have described as ‘uh. wow. that’s... bold.’ but which I love. I am also growing out my fringe which takes, I’ll dare to say, TOO LONG. When I wanted it to stay short, it grew too quickly and when I try to grow it, it stops growing. So really, I know what it’s like to have kids now, don’t need to have them. Also, it’s okay to be fat. Just throwing that in there to make this a bit relevant to my followers, so it’s not just a How Sofie Hagen Looks Currently post. Anyways, hello. I’m enjoying my tour. Leicester on Friday, Blackheath (London) later this month. 🦛 Oh it’s a @marthasmithtattoo and she is amazing.

I just want to say this. I think we are much more comfortable with ‘body positivity’ because it’s positive. Everyone being happy in their bodies, wearing bikinis, dancing and reclaiming space. And those things *are* inherently positive. And great. Loving yourself feels amazing. I recommend it. . But - someone taught us to hate our bodies and fat bodies in general. It’s in our adverts, our tv shows, our (lack of) legislation, in our doctors’ offices; it’s ingrained in our system. We need THAT to change. . Most people still believe that fat is unhealthy. Most left-wing people still don’t include fatphobia in their supposedly intersectional fights. Most people still think there is a limit to how much autonomy a fat person should be allowed. Most people still can’t find fat people attractive. . Because of the system. That’s what needs to change. I don’t care if you love your body. I care that they stop teaching us to hate our bodies.

This is my happy face (and @shaimaakhalil ’s happy face (and loads of audience members’ happy faces)) at @bbc100women event right before I got to introduce actual @laura_bates__ onto the stage. I am starstruck. #100women

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Oh DAMN, I’m on Radio4 in half an hour. 7.15pm. Give it a listen, please. Can’t wait for everyone to be exclusively positive about it. They call me #NoComplaintsFromThePublic-Sofie.

This tour is so much fun. Handing out free badges all over the country. Doing my new show and new stuff from my new-new show. Introducing you all to the comedy of @will_dug. If you’re in BROMSGROVE, LEICESTER, NORTHAMPTON, READING or BLACKHEATH (spoiler: Blackheat is in London) you should go get your tickets now because I am going to keep making annoying promotion for the shows till they sell out.

You’ve never seen me happier. It’s so lucky that when you tour the UK with your comedy show, you have to eat one roast per show AS A MINIMUM. Otherwise Brexit happens. I didn’t read the small print, but I’m pretty sure that’s what it says. TOMORROW THE TOUR GOES TO BUXTON. We have sold APPROXIMATELY not that many tickets. So if you’re in Buxton or near, please come and bring 2-300 friends. And if you’re @tobycarvery, give me a gold card.

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