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Someone almost raped my friend – so she did this, which prevented it.

Sofie Hagen

Multi-award-winning stand-up comedian, but my uncle wants to know when I'm going to lose some weight. A lot of guys have told me that they'd LOVE to be my boyfriend, if they weren't already married. I once joined a beginner's dance class but didn't realise till it was too late that it was a beginner's dance class for already-professional dancers who were only beginners in that particular dance and we were standing very tight and it was the worst hour of my life. I once made out with the lead actor of 'The Bridge' (first two seasons).

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things I’ve talked about

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It’s a new episode of Secret Dinosaur Cult. You can listen wherever you get your podcasts. Jodie and I tackle debt and the rich. @secretdinosaurcult #secretdinosaurcult

Why Danish is better than English. From my show ‘Dead Baby Frog’.

Yes, you are correct, what you are seeing here is me, age 13, sitting on Brian from Westlife’s lap, surrounded by the rest of Westlife. Life has just pretty much been downhill from there.

I love doing @secretdinosaurcult. (Photo by @nerdabouttown)

Jodie and I are at the National History Museum to look at dinosaurs (and potentially maybe plan a secret thing maybe) and we are Instagram Storying the whole thing on @secretdinosaurcult ‘s Instagram account. 🦕🦖🦕🦖

Oh hey, my name is Sofie and I have aggressively plugged a bunch of live podcast shows on all social media platforms and then I was sad that we sold NO tickets... Today I found out that I never put the tickets on sale. OH OOPS. They are on sale now and you are buying them. Thank you and sorry for panicking. Feb 10, 11 and March 17. @secretdinosaurcult ‘s website. They’re there, I promise. ♥️🦖🦕 (📸 by @nerdabouttown)

Hi, I’m so fucking beautiful it hurts sometimes. I don’t know how you all handle not falling in love with me all the time. I’m sorry I’m emotionally unavailable. Anyways, I’m still in bed because we did a recording of @secretdinosaurcult podcast last night and @jodiemitchetc and I talked about things that we’ve never really told anyone before. The most intensely personal podcast episode I have ever done. (And I have a million podcasts) Oh, I also committed slander and did a problematic rap about my dad. It truly is my favourite podcast and live show to do.

Since 2009 I’ve just been gradually covering my actual face more and more. In 2020 I’m aiming for that full moustache. #10yearchallenge

I’ve finished my homework for tonight’s @secretdinosaurcult show and... OOOOH BOY. I’m so excited. If you’re coming, you’re in for QUITE A NIGHT. If you’re not - there are still a handful of tickets left, so GET ON A PLANE. And for the rest of you, we’ve got a new episode out in which we talk Harry Potter and Magic. 🦕🦖 #secretdinosaurcult (📸: @nerdabouttown)

Look, it’s my Instagram and I’ll put up as many photos of me holding dogs as I damn well want. Also I am not strangling the dog, I am gently and lovingly holding her. @poodlenamedheidi is okay. No complaints. She loves me.

I cannot deal with this photo. Claudia, the owner of @poodlenamedheidi (best dog) held up her fingers to get the dog’s attention and I was apparently way more amazed by that than the dog. Fuck’s sake. In other news I HUNG OUT WITH A DOG, MY LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. ✌🏻

I did a TedxTalk about why it’s okay to be fat because I have written a book about why it’s okay to be fat because it’s okay to be fat and not a lot of people seem to be aware of it. #HappyFat

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